Laughter Spot : Some gems from Tommy Cooper


I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said Tenpin? I said, No, permanent. I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, That s Aboriginal. This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. [more ]
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